It Begins!!!

->-> Mwhaa ha ha <-<-

Not Mentioning Someone

Now,

I appreciate that some people find it hypocritical for me to forbid the mention of a certain someone, while I am mentioning that person.

However,

I would point out that it is impossible to indicate who we all are not going to mention without doing so once. That was the purpose of the original post. Yet some people think this is a license to keep on talking about Mr. feelings.

And,

Yes, he was mentioned one other time. That was an unfortunate, but neccessary loss, in what I know will, ultimately, be a victorious campaign to rid the world of his deranged following.

Song of the Week

What About Ford?
By Bom Tarclay and the Almonte Highlanders

(To the tune of Heart’s ‘What About Love?)

Ive been angry
Ive been paying for you
You’ve been spending,
And thats all you can do
The cash I’m sending
To Dodge and GM breaks my heart (emote – sad)

You’ve been crying,
saying profits are low,
Always trying
to get my tax dough
You got it now and you’re well
On the way to the top
But there’s something that you forgot: (emote – angry)

What about Ford?
Don’t you know they drive circles ‘round you
What about Ford?
Don’t let Ford slip away
What about Ford?
I only want to share cash with blue!
We might need Ford someday (emote – a single tear)

You can’t tell me what I’m feeling inside
You can’t sell me what I don’t want to buy
Hand-out missing, Ford is poised on
The edge of a knife
You know something here just ain’t right! (emote – very angry hillbilly in a tax rage)

What about Ford?
Don’t you know they drive circles ‘round you
What about Ford?
Don’t let Ford slip away
What about Ford?
I only want to share cash with blue!

What about Ford?
Don’t you know they drive circles ‘round you
What about Ford?
Dont let Ford slip away
What about Ford?
I only want to share cash with blue!

Oh ho… (emote – mild howling)
What about…
What about…
Ho Oh… (emote – howling)
What about Ford…
What about..
Ho oh oh oh …(emote – serious howling)
What about…
Ford…
What about …
FORD!!!
Whooohhh ohh a hooo hooo…. (emote –howling like a dog with his crank caught in a V8)

Thanks

For all those of you that troubled yourselves to thank me for my 'Deranged Rants' or 'Twisted Meanderings', I can only reply with my most heartfelt feelings:

Get bent.

Why don't you run back to your great hero, Anderson Cooper, and emote yourselves.

PS - Stop mentioning him.

Thought of the Day

Coercion is the original form of co-operation.

Anderson Cooper Presents: a unique opportunity to puke

A lot of people I know, Mike Boucher being the first among them and Tom Barclay being close behind, don’t think any of us should make a move in life without first considering “What would Anderson Cooper do?”

I only have one thing to say about that: You can go rub salt.

As far as I am concerned, Anderson Cooper is taking damage from all 360 degrees of the bullshit storm he unleashes.

Courageous captain green zone can jam his ‘Emo-journalism’ straight into his dilettante hole.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. DO NOT MENTION HIM.

Song of the Month

To the tune of ‘Yankee Doodle’:

Daddy has been noticing,
That you don’t pay attention,
If you do not heed your Dad,
You’ll be to dumb to mention,

CHORUS:
If your Daddy says some thing;
Yes you need to hear it!
He doesn’t talk to hear himself;
You really better hear it!

It’s not really very hard,
To listen to your Father,
Whose words are the very stuff,
To save both time and bother!

CHORUS

For the boy who listens up:
Delightful Celebration,
But for that one who does not,
Disgraceful condemnation!

CHORUS

If you cannot remember,
The words that I’ve recited,
You will be most straightened up,
and have your flight quite righted!

What a tool

http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/01/15/america/15venez.php

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see♫
There was something in everything about you♪
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me♫
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you♪

Thought of the Day

I used to have unmitigated contempt for everyone. Time has mitigated that.