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Monday, June 1, 2009

Thanks

For all those of you that troubled yourselves to thank me for my 'Deranged Rants' or 'Twisted Meanderings', I can only reply with my most heartfelt feelings:

Get bent.

Why don't you run back to your great hero, Anderson Cooper, and emote yourselves.

PS - Stop mentioning him.

2 comments:

Lux Mentis said...

I had stopped mentioning Anderson Cooper. Why did you bring Anderson Cooper up again? Was this necessary?

Are you in some way infatuated by Anderson Cooper?

Given that Anderson Cooper is somehow an object that disturbs your mental state at the mere mention, why then do you mention him? My best guess is mascochism.

And as for getting bent, I'm already out of shape enough so I gently decline the kind offer, despite the inviting amounts of vitriol and vituperative scorn you have managed to imbue said generous offer with.

McBugBear said...

Who's this Anderson Cooper person?