The Boot Debate

KMTM:

When I was a kid, sometimes my dad would offer to give me 'a good swift boot' in order to help me understand something he was saying.

I Have a Dream

I have a recurring dream. I walk into a doctor's office and I'm handed a white pillowcase. I say it's not mine.

Dillitante

Mark Steyn explains what I am talking about:

"That was the story of his life: Wow! Look at this guy! Wouldn’t it be great to have him . . . as community organizer, as state representative, as state senator, as United States senator. He was wafted ever upwards, staying just long enough in each “job” to get another notch on the escutcheon, but never long enough to leave any trace."

No, You Can't

Dear President Magical Unicorn,