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Monday, May 10, 2010

Hey! People I used to play RP games with...

Remember...

...all the times you were too weak to do what needed to be done: "we should let these suspects go"; "Ken, you can't execute those rebels."; "Ken, we should let them off, they're women, children, crippled, bewitched, etc."; "all this effectivenessis getting in the way of my prancing lessons"...

I've got two god damn words for you: Jack Fuckin' Bauer.

If I had one guy with half the moxie of JFB, things would have been put straight.

None of you could stand up to Jack Bauer's Ball Sweat.

Except during the pirate campaign. You lot grew a set of sacks for that.

Anyway, just thinking about you guys. Miss you.

Cheers. Ken out.

3 comments:

Lux Mentis said...

Miss you too, but the wind may change and I'll try again.

It's funny to hear you suggest that your fictional character needed support from another fictional character because he wasn't recieving enough support from an array of other fictional characters....

For some reason, I find that hilarious.

Unknown said...

"will all rebels please report to the hanger deck..."

enough said

Old Murphy said...

Ah! the hanger deck. There was a time of sweet innocence, when people knew how to get things done. Then it all went prancy.

It's like one day everyone took out a subscription to the Globe and Mail and wanted to weigh the nuance.