Still More Advice

Dear OC,

I can't stand it when I have to listen to people from other provinces like Atlantic Acadian God. Don't they know that the only reason we have provinces is so that Ontario can be one! And another thing: once we burn Toronto to the ground and drive out all those people who don't hold the same opinion as me, we'll be even better. Good lord, those Torontonians don't even have the common decency to drive Fords! Frothingly,

Cletus, Prince of Almonte.

Dear Cletus,

Your backwoods ramblings bring a tear to this old curmudgeons eye. However, your mind numbing alliegiance to Ford is just a bridge too far for my liking. If you ever choose to moderate any of your 19th century outlook, you may wish to start with that. Straighten Up and Fly Right,

OC